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Heavily Armed Karl Rove Spotted

 

…At Top Of Electoral College Clock Tower!

 

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Humboldt Sentinel

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WASHINGTON—Sources confirmed this afternoon that a heavily armed Karl Rove has positioned himself atop the Electoral College clock tower and is planning to pick off at least 50 electors with a high-precision sniper rifle…

“Karl, come down from there,” said former president George W. Bush, shouting into a bullhorn. “I love you. And I know you love me. I would be devastated if I lost you, so don’t do something stupid…”

 

 

 

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