…At Top Of Electoral College Clock Tower!
Staff Report
Humboldt Sentinel
Lampoon Department
WASHINGTON—Sources confirmed this afternoon that a heavily armed Karl Rove has positioned himself atop the Electoral College clock tower and is planning to pick off at least 50 electors with a high-precision sniper rifle…

“Karl, come down from there,” said former president George W. Bush, shouting into a bullhorn. “I love you. And I know you love me. I would be devastated if I lost you, so don’t do something stupid…”
Read more of this breaking article at “America’s Finest News Source”– The Onion– here.
(Posted by Skippy Massey)
